kaijuno:

sar-kalu:

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

sukiluvvs:

teaboot:

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

orville-redenbacher-space-hero:

terryfuck:

temporalschism:

spacesweepers:

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction

@nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

spaghettioverdose:

ampervadasz:

howieduet:

ethicalhorseslaughter:

catsofyore:

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

Nationality: pussy

princesszeldaz:

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

saymynamelikeaslur:

thesituation:

NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

James Webb Space Telescope detects 1st evidence of carbon on Jupiter's icy moon Europa

The discovery made using NASA's powerful space telescope brings scientists a step closer to determining if the salty water oceans of Europa

Space.com

cimicherrychanga:

how many languages can you count to 10 in?

just 1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11 or more

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn’t about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

southfarthing:

I’m imagining if tolkien lived now and publishers were asking him if he had enough followers on twitter and if he could film videos to market his found family elfcore magic cottagevibes worldbuilding fantasy book on tiktok. i think he would run them over with his car actually

winter-seance:

The X-Files | 1.03 Squeeze